Monday, December 22, 2008
Twilight: Review
God can these girls get any more annoying? Every time they see any material related to Twilight they go AAHH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AHH! I mean calm down. Drop the hypocritical acts man. Honest to God truth? None of us has heard of the Twilight series until the buzz started in the US. If it was really your every ounce of soul, why no one talked about it till now? Face it... You were only doing it
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Bolt: Review
Disney Animation Studios makes a comeback after killing itself with Chicken Little and Meet The Robinsons with Bolt.Which, surprisingly is a pretty darn cool movie. Bolt is about a dog named Bolt who's voiced by John Trovolta. Bolt is the star of is own show where he is a super dog with superpowers and has to protect his owner from being kidnapped by these terrorist who wants to use her to
Space Chimps: Review
Bullshit.. bullshit.. bullshit... bullshit. This movie has been selling like crazy at my DVD store and I can't figure out why kids love this movie so much. Space Chimps is really incredibly annoying and sooo not funny at all.So Space Chimps is about the space program that apparently have been training monkeys to do the space exploration stuff for them. Literally.. the lunar landings and
Friday, December 12, 2008
The Day The Earth Stood Still: Review
Deep down inside.. my heart is shattering into a million pieces. Keanu Reeves, I am going to murder you. The Day The Earth Stood Still is about an alien named Klaatu who comes down to Earth with his bodyguard GORT to begin initiating the extermination of the human race in order to save the planet. Then we have Jennifer Connelly's character who comes in and tries to persuade him to change his
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Madagascar Escape 2 Africa: Review
Now I wasn't a big fan of the first Madagascar when it came out. It was really random and the fact that it did so much business didn't improve my mood one bit. But this on the other hand, I kinda like it.So Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa continues with Alex, Marty, Melman and Gloria who are still stuck in Madagascar and are trying to get back to New York, the fixed the plane and fly off but they
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: Review
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is quite a lovely film. It's about a guy named Benjamin Button who is born under unusual circumstances because he ages in reverse. The movie tracks his life story as he goes through this strange aging process and tells a tale of war, death and love. Now, ya'll are reading this summary and thinking, "Hey.. that's Forrest Gump without the aging thing." Well yeah
Monday, December 8, 2008
Sex Drive: Review
This movie was so crude and so naked. I loved the hell out of it! Damn this movie's the shits! Alright so this movie is about Ian who meets this really hot girl on the Internet and after flirting with each other for some months, she invites him over to her place in Nashville so they can have sex. So he steals his brother's awesome car and with is friends, they make a road trip across the
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