Monday, December 22, 2008
Twilight: Review
God can these girls get any more annoying? Every time they see any material related to Twilight they go AAHH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AHH! I mean calm down. Drop the hypocritical acts man. Honest to God truth? None of us has heard of the Twilight series until the buzz started in the US. If it was really your every ounce of soul, why no one talked about it till now? Face it... You were only doing it
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Bolt: Review
Disney Animation Studios makes a comeback after killing itself with Chicken Little and Meet The Robinsons with Bolt.Which, surprisingly is a pretty darn cool movie. Bolt is about a dog named Bolt who's voiced by John Trovolta. Bolt is the star of is own show where he is a super dog with superpowers and has to protect his owner from being kidnapped by these terrorist who wants to use her to
Space Chimps: Review
Bullshit.. bullshit.. bullshit... bullshit. This movie has been selling like crazy at my DVD store and I can't figure out why kids love this movie so much. Space Chimps is really incredibly annoying and sooo not funny at all.So Space Chimps is about the space program that apparently have been training monkeys to do the space exploration stuff for them. Literally.. the lunar landings and
Friday, December 12, 2008
The Day The Earth Stood Still: Review
Deep down inside.. my heart is shattering into a million pieces. Keanu Reeves, I am going to murder you. The Day The Earth Stood Still is about an alien named Klaatu who comes down to Earth with his bodyguard GORT to begin initiating the extermination of the human race in order to save the planet. Then we have Jennifer Connelly's character who comes in and tries to persuade him to change his
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Madagascar Escape 2 Africa: Review
Now I wasn't a big fan of the first Madagascar when it came out. It was really random and the fact that it did so much business didn't improve my mood one bit. But this on the other hand, I kinda like it.So Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa continues with Alex, Marty, Melman and Gloria who are still stuck in Madagascar and are trying to get back to New York, the fixed the plane and fly off but they
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: Review
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is quite a lovely film. It's about a guy named Benjamin Button who is born under unusual circumstances because he ages in reverse. The movie tracks his life story as he goes through this strange aging process and tells a tale of war, death and love. Now, ya'll are reading this summary and thinking, "Hey.. that's Forrest Gump without the aging thing." Well yeah
Monday, December 8, 2008
Sex Drive: Review
This movie was so crude and so naked. I loved the hell out of it! Damn this movie's the shits! Alright so this movie is about Ian who meets this really hot girl on the Internet and after flirting with each other for some months, she invites him over to her place in Nashville so they can have sex. So he steals his brother's awesome car and with is friends, they make a road trip across the
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Quarantine: Review
Someone quarantine this film for me. I really really don't like you John Erick Dowdle.So Quarantine is a movie done on a hand held camera like Cloverfield. It's about this girl, Angela Vidal who's this news person that's doing a story on what it's like to be a firemen and she follows this brigade around and stuff. One night they get a call of something really weird going on this this apartment
Monday, November 24, 2008
MOVIE UPDATES: Street Fighter Legend of Chun Li
I almost forgot about it until I saw Ki Jun's blog and found out that the new Street Fighter movie starring the oh so gorgeous Kristen Kreuk already has a few shots up. So I looked into it some more and I found a few that he didn't put up. So I'm just gonna show you all the stuff that I found. Kristen looks gorgeous hereMoon Bloodgood from Pathfinder playing MayaRobin Shou from Death Race as
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Zack and Miri Make A Porno: Review
How can a movie starring Elizabeth Banks and has the word porno in the title be so bad?The movie is about Zack and Miri who are roommates and they are really poor. The are barely making enough to pay the rent and utility bills plus Zack is spending all their money in buying sex toys. One day Zack gets an idea to make money fast..by making porn! The premise of the film sounds interesting and who
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Quantum of Solace: Review
[Insert James Bond theme song here] Quantum of Solace baby! Damn I loved this movie!So the film picks up 5 minutes after the events of Casino Royale. James Bond is on a blood mission to find out who was behind the death and betrayal of his love Vesper Lynn. And at the same time, Bond has to deal with another villain, Dominic Green but investigating him opened up a terrifying truth that will shock
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
High School Musical 3:Review
Only doing this cause I'm bored to death waiting for The Star to call me back for the internship thing. So okay... Pui Cheng forced me to watch this and there I was in the cinema feeling like a freakin pedophile cause I was like the only grown guy in the place. I swear they were all UPSR students. So already I was starting to feel a little uncomfortable before that shitty movie was on. So I went
Tropic Thunder: Review
So when heard Ben Stiller was going to be directing a movie... I tough "Great, he's going to kill himself by making a really shitty movie." But after seeing Ben Affleck do pretty good with Gone Baby Gone,I thought I'd give Tropic Thunder a try. Wow, was this an amazing film!So the film is about a group of actors trying to make a war movie.We have the Oscar winning great actor, the fading action
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Eagle Eye: Review
Eagle Eye! Hell frickin' yeah man. This movie was awesome. People still trying to find a movie that matched the level of action in The Dark Knight should really give this movie a go. Eagle Eye is about Jerry Shaw, who's pretty much a complete bum played by Shia LaBeouf. Out of no where Jerry gets a call from some woman saying, "Look, I put some crazy shit in your apartment and if you don't do
Monday, October 13, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Camp Rock: Review
Okay, so I'm typing the first part of the review before watching the actual movie as a bet with my sister to see if I can predict how the movie turns out.So it's gonna be like High School Musical. Girl is unpopular and under priveledged. Girl is a brunette. Guy is popular, handsome and the object of Bitch's desire. Bitch is rich and blonde. Guy hears Girl singing an unfinished piece of the Song
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Mamma Mia: Review
So Mamma Mia! is the film adaptation of the smash hit Broadway musical. it's about Sophie, a bride to be who wants to have her real father walk her down the isle of her wedding. problem is, neither she nor her mother knows who the dude is and she has three possible dads. And to shake things up, the whole film is told through the songs of ABBA.I am the biggest Broadway geek ever but I never liked
Disaster Movie: Review
Why la like that. Cinema has always been good to me, they've given me Star Wars, they gave me Pulp Fiction, Harry Potter, Lawrence of Arabia, Casablanca... how on earth can a fuck up called Disaster Movie be shown on the same medium as these other movies. You wanna know the plot to this shit? The whole movie is a parody of Cloverfield. The world is being hit with these disasters, earthquakes,
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Death Race: Review
Death muthafuckin Race baby! The kind of movie you get when you put Speed Racer, Happy Tree Friends and Natalie Martinez together! Anyone looking for one helluva time have gotta watch this movie. The film takes place 4 years in the future where the economy has crumbled and the world is in this post-apocalyptic state. Wow it only took 4 years? The film must be showing what would happen if John
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Forgetting Sarah Marshall: Review
Whoooo! Forgetting Sarah Marshall people! Me likey this movie!The movie is about Peter Bretter who's is a musician that does the background music for a popular CSI TV series and also happens to date the star of the show, Sarah Marshall. But when she breaks up with Peter , he is completely devastated. After a while he decides that he needs to get over her and goes on a vacation to Hawaii and
The Strangers: Review
Now... Everyone knows, I hate horror. I can never watch horror films particularly ghost movies where there is that creepy factor. I watch all sorts of movies but I never ever watch horror. The last one I saw was The Ring and even that shit freaked me out. The person who invented the horror genre is one sick man. SICK! The only person sicker is the one who made me watch this film. Joanne Lie!!The
Monday, August 25, 2008
Make It Happen: Review
So... this is one of those movies that's really horrible but i love the hell out of so please bare with me. I'll probably change my rating about this after a week or so once the hormones die a little.OMG this movie is the sex! Hahaha man I made those whistling noises in the cinema throughout the goddamn show I thought the security was gonna throw me out!So this movie is about Lauryn who dreams to
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
WALL·E: Review
Somewhere right now, the people who made Kung Fu Panda are watching WALL·E and going, "FUCK! We were so close!"Remember when I said that Kung Fu Panda stood a real chance to take the Oscar from Pixar this year? Yeah I'd like to retract that statement now. Wow, seriously wow. WALL·E is such a departure from anything Pixar as ever done before and I absolutely adore this film.So the movie is about
Friday, August 15, 2008
Friday, August 8, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
You Don't Mess With The Zohan: Review
So check it out! We got a movie where Adam Sandler is a bad ass and looks like a gay dude with a mullet. What's not to like?The story of You Don't Mess With The Zohan is simple. Adam Sandler plays Zohan, he's kind of the James Bond to the Israelis but with some mutant super powers. But his real dream is to cut hair so he fakes his own death and fly down to New York so that he can be a
The Love Guru: Review
Shit!!! Wait.. WHAT?? I paid to watch this turd of a film o the big screen? Fuck you Mike Myers! Fuck you!Love Guru is about some black guy who has some issues playing hockey cause his wife is having sex with Jutin Timberlake so his manager Jessica Alba enlists the help of the Love Guru played by Mike Myers who's only doing this so he can get on Oprah. That's the plot of the movie. And it is
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
21: Review
You know what? I gotta learn how to do that card counting thing.If it means gettig loads of cash and banging Kate Bosworth at the same time, then why not?So 21.. I like this movie. The film is actually based on true events of 5 MIT kids and how they changed the world of gambling when they found out a way of being able to determine what cards are coming out of the deck using Maths. The movie is
Sunday, July 27, 2008
The Dark Knight Breaks $300,000,000 Record
Batman is kicking some serious ass right now. First the box office, then Christian Bale's mom and sis and now the IMDB Top 250 films.The Dark Knight has broken another box office record by passing the $300 million mark in just 10 days, beating the previous record holder Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest's gross of $300 mil in 16 days. That's an entire week people!!In edition to that
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Prom Night: Review
This film is bullshit. I actually enjoyed watching those kids die. I'll be even happier watching the filmmakers die in real life. Prom Night is a remake of a 1980's slasher film whereby there's this girl who has a teacher that's obsessed with her to the point where he kills her whole family to get to her.So he goes to jail and escapes 3 years later to finish the job when she's on her prom
Thursday, July 17, 2008
The Dark Knight: Review
Every now and then, there will come films that redefine cinematic experience. The reason movies are what they are now compared to movies in the past are because of these films. The Dark Knight is possibly the first since a long time. Sorry if I sound so serious cause it's just...OMG I seriously can't believe this film!Storytelling brilliance doesn't get any better than this. First let me talk
Saturday, July 12, 2008
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